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- Hometown:
- Austin, TX
- About Me:
- Amateur funny girl
Follow Austin Girl as she tweets her journey back to Grad School.
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- Website:
- http://austingirlblog.blogspot.com
- Favorite Author(s):
- James Ellroy, Richard Chandler
- Favorite Novel(s):
- Airplane
- Favourite Genre:
- Slapstick 'goofball' comedy
Austin Girl's Blog
CANDY LOVE
by
Austin Girl
CHAPTER ONE
Granny’s Clay Pigeons
I hadn’t even picked up the double-barreled shotgun when my quirky granny reloaded clay disks in the skeet machine.
“Pull!” Granny Lucky hollered.
I raised an eyebrow and turned to her. My heavily-teased Crayon-yellow beehive hair stood perfectly still in the wind. The echo of a lone coyote billowed beyond the hill.
“Granny, I’m supposed to yell pull,” I said in my thick country twang. “That’s what the manual… Continue
Posted on June 19, 2009 at 5:00pm —
Candy Love
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CANDY LOVE
by
Austin Girl
PROLOGUE
Rookie in a Red Raincoat
You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.
- Cowboy Proverb
1973. THE YEAR OF DISCO: Afro wigs, platform heels and strobe lights. I had to be different. I was still in the ‘60s with my beehive hair, cowboy boots and Wolsey tights. At twenty-eight, I was the first female rookie agent for the FBI in D.C. and let me tell you: when you’re a sassy cowgirl from West Texas who h… Continue
Posted on June 17, 2009 at 3:00pm —
Fat Bastard Sucker Punches Opponent and Announcer
The incident happened when the referee, Jackie Justice, called the two fighters to the center of the ring. Michael Buffer started to chime in with his familiar phrase, “Let’s Get Ready… Continue
Posted on April 30, 2008 at 3:00pm —
Fat Bastard Finds His Favorite Bone In Obama's Leg
Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, hired Republican Political Strategist Karl Rove’s favorite political dirty trickster specialist, part-time refrigerator repair dog and (Nixon-hold-over) Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle to put on a ‘Hillary for President’ tee-shirt and go piss on John McCain’s leg during a national televised McCain speech.
But, the drunken, disoriented Fat Bastard screwed up his assignment while playing footsies wit… Continue
Posted on April 24, 2008 at 6:05am —
Paris Hilton's Dog Caught on Sex Video Doing the Naughty with Fat Bastard
Dirty Dog Daily has obtained an exclusive sex video tape featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and
Austin Girl’s very own low-class and overweight refrigerator-repair dog Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle.
The overly-sex… Continue
Posted on April 21, 2008 at 11:46pm —
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