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Fat Bastard Finds His Favorite Bone In Obama's Leg
By Austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily
Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, hired Republican Political Strategist Karl Rove’s favorite political dirty trickster specialist, part-time refrigerator repair dog and (Nixon-hold-over) Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle to put on a ‘Hillary for President’ tee-shirt and go piss on John McCain’s leg during a national televised McCain speech.
But, the drunken, disoriented Fat Bastard screwed up his assignment while playing footsies with the New York Governor’s show dog only known as the “Governor’s Bitch,” and ended up at a Barack Obama rally where he accidentally humped Obama’s leg during a televised speech. Witnesses interpreted this as Hillary has the hots for Obama and will accept the vice-presidency.
Fat Bastard managed to stroll past Obama’s secret service detail while they were looking for white separatists from North Michigan at the Obama rally.
An unnamed party next to Hillary confirmed that she will leave Bill for Obama if the Reverend Jeremiah Wright will marry them. When asked about the situation, President George Bush chuckled, “Politics makes strange bed pardners, kinda like those two oil billionaire wannabes from Midland – Cy and Jack.”
Caught on film farting and humping Obama’s leg, Fat Bastard will guest on Fox’s own Geraldo at Large. Geraldo will delve into Buddy’s past, which he is rumored to be one of the lost boys from that West Texas compound. Details and film at ten. Fat Bastard’s agent, Sam Clester, could not be reached for comment. However; famous defense lawyer, F. Flea Daily told Geraldo that he had seen the tape and it was obviously a Blue Healer wearing a Beagle mask. He said his client will plead innocent at the arraignment.
F. Flea Daily agreed that Fat Bastard’s bail of five-dollars was an appropriate judicial decision considering whose leg his client humped.
Geraldo contacted Chevron’s CEO, David O’Reilly and asked if Chevron was considering dropping the charitable donation to Rice University for Fat Bastard’s ass device. “Our next board meeting is set for November 10, which will give us time to analyze the results of the election,” said O’Reilly.
Geraldo then snuck in an additional query to O’Reilly, “If McCain is elected, you’ll continue sponsoring Fat Bastard’s ass device, right?” O’Reilly replied, “No comment.”
If ya laughed and think Fat Bastard is friggin' funny...please tell everyone!
Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, hired Republican Political Strategist Karl Rove’s favorite political dirty trickster specialist, part-time refrigerator repair dog and (Nixon-hold-over) Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle to put on a ‘Hillary for President’ tee-shirt and go piss on John McCain’s leg during a national televised McCain speech.
But, the drunken, disoriented Fat Bastard screwed up his assignment while playing footsies with the New York Governor’s show dog only known as the “Governor’s Bitch,” and ended up at a Barack Obama rally where he accidentally humped Obama’s leg during a televised speech. Witnesses interpreted this as Hillary has the hots for Obama and will accept the vice-presidency.
Fat Bastard managed to stroll past Obama’s secret service detail while they were looking for white separatists from North Michigan at the Obama rally.
An unnamed party next to Hillary confirmed that she will leave Bill for Obama if the Reverend Jeremiah Wright will marry them. When asked about the situation, President George Bush chuckled, “Politics makes strange bed pardners, kinda like those two oil billionaire wannabes from Midland – Cy and Jack.”
Caught on film farting and humping Obama’s leg, Fat Bastard will guest on Fox’s own Geraldo at Large. Geraldo will delve into Buddy’s past, which he is rumored to be one of the lost boys from that West Texas compound. Details and film at ten. Fat Bastard’s agent, Sam Clester, could not be reached for comment. However; famous defense lawyer, F. Flea Daily told Geraldo that he had seen the tape and it was obviously a Blue Healer wearing a Beagle mask. He said his client will plead innocent at the arraignment.
F. Flea Daily agreed that Fat Bastard’s bail of five-dollars was an appropriate judicial decision considering whose leg his client humped.
Geraldo contacted Chevron’s CEO, David O’Reilly and asked if Chevron was considering dropping the charitable donation to Rice University for Fat Bastard’s ass device. “Our next board meeting is set for November 10, which will give us time to analyze the results of the election,” said O’Reilly.
Geraldo then snuck in an additional query to O’Reilly, “If McCain is elected, you’ll continue sponsoring Fat Bastard’s ass device, right?” O’Reilly replied, “No comment.”
If ya laughed and think Fat Bastard is friggin' funny...please tell everyone!
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