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Hometown:
Austin, TX
About Me:
Screenwriter, Freelance Writer, Blogger
Website:
http://austingirlblog.blogspot.com
Favorite Author(s):
Sarah Dunant, Sophie Kinsella, C.S. Lewis
Favorite Novel(s):
The Birth of Venus
Favourite Genre:
Fantasy (contemporary, epic, et. al)

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Fat Bastard: Confessions of a Pantyholic

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Posted on 6th May 2008 at 11:00pm — No Comments (Add)

Fat Bastard Sucker Punches Opponent and Announcer

Tonight at Trump International Hotel & Tower Casino in Las Vegas, professional boxing ring announcer and former child-star Michael Buffer took a lady-like swing at super heavy-weight boxer Fat Bastard. Fat Bastard absorbed the punch by blocking the blow with his opponent, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s face. The incident happened when the referee, Jackie Justice, called the two fighters to the center of the ring. Michael Buffer started to chime in with his familiar phrase, “Let’s Get Ready… Continue

Posted on 30th April 2008 at 3:00pm — No Comments (Add)

Fat Bastard Finds His Favorite Bone In Obama's Leg

By Austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, hired Republican Political Strategist Karl Rove’s favorite political dirty trickster specialist, part-time refrigerator repair dog and (Nixon-hold-over) Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle to put on a ‘Hillary for President’ tee-shirt and go piss on John McCain’s leg during a national televised McCain speech. But, the drunken, disoriented Fat Bastard screwed up his assignment while playing footsies wit… Continue

Posted on 24th April 2008 at 6:05am — No Comments (Add)

Paris Hilton's Dog Caught on Sex Video Doing the Naughty with Fat Bastard

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Dirty Dog Daily has obtained an exclusive sex video tape featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and Austin Girl’s very own low-class and overweight refrigerator-repair dog Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle. The overly-sex… Continue

Posted on 21st April 2008 at 11:46pm — No Comments (Add)

Fat Bastard’s Gas Heats 15,000 Homes

DIRTY DOG DAILY © Fat Bastard’s Gas Heats 15,000 Homes By Austin Girl Photobucket Chevron Corporation has discovered the source for the declining ozone layer, debunking popular myth that manufacturers and automobiles have played a vital role in global… Continue

Posted on 18th April 2008 at 4:13am — No Comments (Add)

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At 12:24am on 17th May 2008, Linton Robinson said…
This is some pretty funny stuff. Good job
At 4:08pm on 30th April 2008, veryheaven said…
look at this :-)
just seen on the entrance page in the listed member area.
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At 3:59pm on 30th April 2008, veryheaven said…
dear,
you cannot find my blog? jesus :-)

http://veryheaven.blogspot.com

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english content direct link:
http://veryheaven.blogspot.com/search/label/english

At 5:03pm on 7th April 2008, veryheaven said…
hiya austin girl,
cute foto, vvhat a good looking nevv friend i have. thanks for your add. if you find some time please provide me some feedback on my english vvritten pages, very much appreciated from "you".
http://veryheaven.blogspot.com/search/label/english

see you soon

At 4:36pm on 7th April 2008, Aidana WillowRaven said…
Thanks for the ad.
 
 

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